First, I have had a post ready for more than a month, but I need to preface it because I wrote it in such a different mind set than I am now (I’m so good now, btw). But that will wait until later. Just wrote this email and it made me giggle, so let’s put it here for posterity:
first, your voice mail is full. empty that shit out, you need more of my nonsense in your life.
fourth: bitch, why haven’t you come to visit me? I already got used to the odd looks I get when I say no family has come to visit me in four years and that I’ve only been back twice. But I think I can get them back to normal if Americans in general come to visit. So come give me street cred on these mean streets of community oriented Jerusalem.